jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
When I go out two nights in a row
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas ...
sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
totally-relatable: When your teacher is mean but teaches really good when your teacher is mean and sucks at teaching
lilitmac: onedirectionfangirlproblems: usa gets silver: russia gets silver: chinese get silver: british get bronze: Talk about being happy for what you have :)
deke-it-like-datsyuk: things to put on my resume i have as many oscars as leonardo dicaprio
When someone won't stop putting on overplayed top...
senoritajaneyk: Do you have a crush on me? Breathe if yes Win a nobel peace prize if no
When my professor is praising someone I hate
andrewpauldost: last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
When I see someone in public who I don't want to...
cradily: did somebody say cute boys
When someone who just started reading tells you...